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Mrsats@

Axper Mukuch, ho kaghambd mrsats che?, - hartsnum e gnordnerits mek@. - H@ b@ inch e, sagh gisher@ khazar, - tsuits e talis patrvats kaghambner@, - ches tesni thoqer@ beranits tsats en thaphvel.

Dzmeruk@

Poloz Mukuch@ dzmeruk er vajarum. Gyumretsi mi kin vertsrets phoqrik dzmeruk@, sksets erku dzerqov seghmel ev pahel akanji mot. Erb mi qani angam krknets aid gortsoghutyun@, Mukuch@ zairatsav. - Qur jan, erku kiloanots dzmerukm es verutse, kuzes mijen duxavoi arkestri dzen elni?

Kkarmri ?

- Mukuch jan, inch arje pomidor@. - Kilon tas@ abasi. - Kanach e, axper Mukuch, uth abasov tur arnim. - Uthov vor tam kkarmri?

Elq@ gtav

Tiflisum mi angam kintoner@ Poloz Mukuchin hravirum en restoran, phordzum negh vijaki mej dnel nran. Utel-xmeluts heto kintonerits mek@ arajarkum e. - Mezanits ov ch@ karoghatsav havi pes kchkchal u dzu atsel, togh na el phaki ais seghani hashiv@. Mukuch@ hamadzainvum e. Erb kintoner@ sksum en kchkchal u grpannerits hanel naxoroq irents het vertsrats dzver@, Mukuch@ bardzranum e teghits ev kanchum. - Tsughrughu, tsughrughu..., - apa dimum e kintonerin, - arants xorozi hav@ krna atsel ?

Astvats vka chem tesel

Avtotesuch@ batsatrutyun e pahanjum Jgher Xachikits meqenaium hing ughevor nstetsnelu hamar. - Ur e hing?, - ardaranum e Xachik@ ev sksum mekarmek hashvel, - Es mek, es erkus, es ireq, es chors, es... vay, jamphu dnoghn el e nstel?, astvats vka, chem tesel.

Chuneir, ch@ nsteir

Jgher Xachiki taqsin e nstum mek@. Ijnum e ir uzats tegh@ ev arants phogh talu, gnum. - Ba phogh@, - nra etevits bghavum e Xachik@. - Chunem. - Chuneir, ch@ nsteir. - @sht@ im esh xelq@, - patasxanum e ughevorn u gnum.

Durs@ ktaqna ?

- Usta, patuhan@ phakir, durs@ tsurt e, - taqsu varord Jgher Xachikin e dimum ughevor@. - Patuhann or phakem durs@ ktaqna?, - zarmanum e Jgher@.

Ho aptek ches mte ?

- Usta Xachik, avtoid mejits benzini hot kuga, - djgohets ughevor@. - Axper jan, ho aptek ches mtel?, vor deghi hot ga.

Shat bardzr e

- Karmir luisi takits antsar, - Jgher Xachikin zgushatsnum e avtotesuch@. - Enqan bardzr eq kaxel, or ch@ krtsa vrayen antsnel.

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Ho vstrechni chunis ?

Jgher Xachik@ nstum e trolebus. Mi qani kangar gnaluts heto, hankarts trolebus@ kangnum e ev erkar jamanak chi sharjvum. - Axper jan, demits xo vstrechni chunis?, - hartsnum e na.

Nor arajark

Saron dardzyal xaxtets erthevekutian kanonner@. Avtotesuch@ brnets. - Talond. - Talons shat es tsakel, es angam el angajs tsake, vor @ndzi hamar ogh eghni.

Hashvenkat@

Hajaxordnerits mek@ dimum e varsavirin. - Varpet, krnas @se rak@ inchits keghni? - Tun@ thrashveluts, - patasxanum e varsavir@.

Mek@ ver, myus@ var

Karon saphrveluts heto, zairatsats dimets varsavirin. - Usta, es inch es ere, bakis mek@ erkar e, mekel@ karj. - Es inch meghq unim, vor akanjid mek@ ver e, mekel@ var, - patasxanets varsavir@.

Felon

Kujik inch glxark unis, qanisov es arel?, - hartsrets Dmbuz Felon. - Haryur manethov. - Iya, inch kxosis, me glxark@ haryur maneth? - Eresun maneth tvel em glxarkin, yothanasun manethel kortsrel em, cheghav haryur?

Varsaviranotsum

- Varpet, inchqan vjarets ed @nker@? - Ireq maneth. - Eresnel thrashetsir? - Che, dardak glxu hamar.

Lavutyun

- Serob, lav svitr unim, ches arni? - Qanisov? - Axpor@ s uthanasunov ch@ tvetsi, xathri hamar qezi vathsunov kutam.

Phogh chuner

- Mam, Karon Vachoi <<Moskvichn>> arav?, - hartsrets Ones@. - Che, oghul, mi ch@ nchin patjarovm et kaynav. - Iya, inch patjar? - Hech, phogh chuner.

Chxkchxkots@

Dmbuz Feloyi mazer@ hardarelis varsavir@ erkar jamanak chxchxkatsnum e mkrat@, apa mi phunj maz ktrum. - Varpet, el mkrat chunis?, tur es chxchxkatsnem, du mazers vraz-vraz ktre, - arajarkum e Felon.

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Erb uzetsir ?

@nchi zdachin et ches ta, - vajaroghin dimets Tigran@. - Mazalu mard es, erb uzetsir, vor ch@ tvi?,  - vrdovvets vajarogh@.

Djgohets

Tselophane toprak@ chi batsvum, - xanuthum djgohets mek@. - Tso, enpes es dzend gluxd gtsel, inchxor parashutd chi batsvi, - handimanets vajarogh@.

Sxalvum eq

Gnordnerits mek@ djgohets. - Axchik jan, voskor@ msits shat eq talis. - Sxalvum eq, hayrik, voch te talis em, ail vajarum.

Spichka

Karon lusankarchin xndrets. - Tso, berans pztik khanes. - Eghav, baits nkarelu pahin ch@ moranas artasanel <<lutski>>... De, nkarume em... - Spichka, - shtap patasxanets Karon.

Minchev tun khastsnen

Hajaxord@ mtnum e koshkakar Sethoyi arhestanots@. - Varpet, karatsd ch@ ster@ vorakov en?, mi zuig vertsnem. - Vorakov en, arevs vka, minchev tun khastsnen.

Me or@ m chen pahe

- @nkeruhi, xighj unetsir, mek kilogrami mej haryur gram pakas tvetsir, - gangatvets hajaxord@. - Xighj unenam, @ndzi me or@ m @stegh chen pahe, - ardaratsav vajarogh@.

@nchi et ches ta ?

- @nchi erku kopeks et ches ta?, - dimets Kujik@ avtobusi varordin. - Ed erku kopek@ qezi taq kpahe? - Iya, vaite du palto arnelu mitq unis.

Nayats mardu

- Hayrik, mek kilogrami mej qani gram e mtnum?, - hartsrets tghan. - Nayats mardu, @ndzi hamar 1000 gram e, gortsakatarneri hamar 800-950 gram.

Tarberutyun

Vardanik@ mtnum e xanuth kisavartiq gnelu. Vajarogh@ ditmamb nran talis e kanatsi kisavartiq. - Es tghamardu kuzem, - asum e Vardanik@. - Inch tarberutyun. - Ed hartsd bjishknerin kutas.

Parki

Karon avtobusits ijneluts dimets varordin. - Tegh@ s qtsel en. - Tegh@ d qtsel en, qni, - asats varord@.

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Inch@ gh or erexa

- Mer pahestapet@ inch@ gh or erexa eghni, - asum e Karon. - @nchi?, - hartsnum e Ones@. - Dzern inch @nkni, ktani beran@.

Xorhurd@

- Xalath@ s shat mendz e, mejn em @nkel, - gangatvum e varsavir@. - Mendz e, shale naskov hagi,- xorhurd e talis gorts @nker@.

<<Payqarum>> e harbetsoghutyan dem ?

Ones@ mtnum e garejratun, dram@ meknum bufetpanin. - Me bakal@ m piva tur. - Xndrem. - Tso, phogh@ lriv tvel em, @nchi es kisat ltse? - Ches haskna?, harbetsoghutyan dem kpayqarem...

Chi @nkel

- Allo, xanuthits e ? - Voch sxal eq @nkel. - Iya, chem @nkel, kaynats teghits kzangem.

Iran meghqov

- Um meghqov e janj@ @nkel jashi mej?, - boghoqets hajaxord@. - Iran meghqov, - patasxanets matutsogh@.

De, ph@ cheq

Karon zangum e <<rabis>>. - Tgherq, phchelu gorts ka, shut ereq. - Ur ganq? - Gorku phoghotsi 16 shenqi mot kspasem. Qich ants galis en... - Himi ur enq gnalu? - Cheq tesni?, avtois kalosn e ijel, de ph@ cheq.

Ch@ merjets

- Varpet jan, @stegh, darbasis dem@ kkaynes, ijnem?, - avtobusi varordin e dimum Karon. - Karo jan, enqan anush tgha es, or @ses hayaths el mti, hath@ rd chem kotre, - asum e varord@.

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