Guide to English
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH
We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain View - Rate - Comment »
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Good Girl, Bad Girl
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”
Good girls never go after another girl’s man… View - Rate - Comment »
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
30 fun things to do when driving…
1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. View - Rate - Comment »
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