Armenian Jokes

2 hoki gnum en restourant, matucoxin asum en karoxa benzin unenak?

Armenian man opens a store. He doesn’t know any English. One day a black man comes in the store and says: Do you have eggs? The Armenian man doesn’t understand what black man wants.

Mi hat tklor knik nstuma avtobus. Shofere sksuma sran ushadir nayel. Es knike asuma: Xi es tents nayum tklor knik ches tese?

2 enger handipum en. Meke hartsnuma: Vonts es aper.

Dasatun Nostradamusin kanchuma grataxtaki mot asum dase patmi.

Mi hat sevakan gnuma taghum u spitak kastum shalvar a hagac linum.

3 people are on a plane but all three of them have to jump off because its out of gas. Whatever they say they land on it.

Karmir glxarke gnuma tatiki tun. Hasnum mtnuma ners u asuma: Karmir glxarke asuma: Tatik jan tatik es inch mets kit unes. Gayle asuma: Ba bales mecatsel em kitsela mecatsel.

Mi hat mard ira txun asuma: Bales indz sirum es?

One day a car comes with hay to a Abarantsi field one abaransi sees and goes